Score: 10

"Amazing!"

submission: Spewer

date: May 17, 2009

Every single thing about this game is fabulous. The graphics (the background itself is truly a work of innovative genius), the music and sound, the physics, the design, even the words in the game that change as you play... Heck don't forget that this game is about throwing up, that fact alone is enough to make it awesome. It's a very fun and challenging game, about vomit & I can't say enough about it!

Score: 10

"I actually really liked that"

submission: One More Brawl Taunts

date: May 17, 2009

You guys are all younger than me and way more intelligent, makes me so SICK. But seriously, so it's cool and all to make this stuff but I have the last laugh coz all I have to do is click watch! So yeah, pretty funny china-chan or whatever your name is, you've made some waves here, Spice Girls the movie yeah! Um, just watch it folks, watch it over and over, there's a lot to see and then go watch the associated vidz too, it's all good, VERY GOOD.

Score: 6

"I don't fucking get it"

submission: The 33rd Christmas

date: December 30, 2008

I guess the animation was pretty good and I liked the camel bit but what the hell was the joke, I think I missed it? And seriously, how fucking old is your phone?!

Score: 10

"Can you believe it, the whole frickin' song?!"

submission: The Matrix RPS

date: October 18, 2008

Yes folks, the whole (like all 4 minutes) of MC Hammer's You Can't Touch This can be heard at the end of the secret endings, a reason for 10/10 rating alone in my book.

Score: 3

"Only good thing is the graphics"

submission: Shadez: Black Operations

date: August 27, 2008

Terrible game. Difficult to control units, as someone else said too easy (just keep building tanks and choppas) as you get way too much funds (bit like the real US I guess). Enemy SCUDD launchers' missiles blow up when the carrier is destroyed, it's zerg-rushing on a flat plain. Stupid. Sweet graphics though.

Score: 10

"Will spoil at least 90% of these types of games 4u"

submission: Cheat2Win

date: August 9, 2008

This is such an interesting concept. Knugen has studied Flash to such depth that he knows all the tricks and limitations of the software and has then built a game that works when you exploit those flaws (rather than crashing horribly)! Like I've said, once you find out the answers to each level (which you'll do by cheating of course, what else?!) you can use the work-arounds on the majority of these types of games on Newgrounds and elsewhere and spoil them all; the authors of those games just don't know how to program well enough!

Score: 9

"Original content is fantastic..."

submission: We are the ONE.

date: May 4, 2008

...but quite a bit has been borrowed although put to very good use. Oh, and where's the Welsh? :P

Score: 10

"blllleeeeeeerrrrrhhhh"

submission: Charlie the Unicorn 2

date: April 17, 2008

i watched this right after jacking off to hentai chicks with dicks which made it even more fucked up. all hail the bllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleerhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Score: 3

"Waste of time"

submission: I Am Metal Slug

date: April 3, 2008

The joke is in the title and that's it. A slug is a bullet, hence the name of the game, duh, and there should have been a punchline where another character with the same name as something else walks in before the cut. Waste your time watching something else.

Score: 10

"FUCKEN DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

submission: Badly Drawn Dawg Series 3

date: March 6, 2008

Great toons tho. You need to sell a t-shirt of BDD chewing on a dick.